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Ladyfingers

42 – Sydney, New South Wales, Australia

Not Your Average Ineffectual Loser. Much Worse.

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Online: More than 6 months ago

Modified: More than 6 months ago

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About Him

Country of Origin:
South Africa
Location:
Sydney, New South Wales, Australia
Gender:
Male
Age:
42
Star Sign:
Cancer
Height:
183cm (6' 0.0")
Body Type:
Slim
Looks:
Ask me later
Hair Colour:
Dark Brown
Eye Colour:
Brown
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Afrikaans
Religion:
Agnostic
Relationship Status:
Single
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short-term; Long-term; Marriage
Have Children:
No
Want Children:
No
Daily Diet:
Ask me later
Smoking:
Non-Smoker
Drinking:
Occasional Drinker
Education:
Ask me later
Occupation:
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income:
Enough

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Sydney (New South Wales, Australia)
Gender:
Female
Age Range:
18 - 40
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body Type:
Slim; Average; Athletic
Looks:
Any
Hair Colour:
Any
Eye Colour:
Any
Has a Photo:
Moderately important
Ethnicity:
Any
Home Language:
Any
Other Languages:
Any
Religion:
Agnostic; Atheist; Christian / Protestant
Relationship Status:
Single; Divorced; Widowed
Have Children:
No
Want Children:
No
Daily Diet:
Any
Smoking:
Non-Smoker; Occasional
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

In His Own Words

About Him

Aiming high and missing? I'm the perfect antidote to all those rich, sexy, handsome, intelligent over-achievers out there.

I'm a trained designer, which means that I'm a thwarted artist. I'm also a professional copywriter, so I suppose that means that I'm a thwarted author.

I'd like to think that there's something about me that's interesting to relate on a personal site, but I'm realistic about that kind of thing. I have quite a lot of action figures. Oh, well.

About His Ideal Match

If you've got a black sense of humour, if you're amused by life's absurdities and indignities, if you can see the rave in "depraved", the laughter in "manslaughter" and the fun in "funeral", if you like to cackle at the stupids, if you understand why the word "erotic" isn't: you might just be able to stomach me.

I abhorr pretentiousness. Fashion and trend slaves, too. If you ever use the word "funky" without rolling your eyes or condescending finger quotes: please die. Actually, if you use finger quotes, you should probably die too. If you think "positive thinking" is a worthwhile subsitute for action, or that Deepak Chopra has anything to contribute to the world but expensive tinder, we're going to hate each other. If you've ever bought Anne Geddes merchandise, you shouldn't have.

Let's be fair, I probably don't like you.

On a side note: if you're in possession of basic English skills and a QWERTY keyboard and still can't be bothered to type words out in full (with capitals and punctuation in appropriate places) in anything but an ironic capacity, there's a chance we might not get along.

What His Friends Say

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More About Him

More Physical Characteristics
Hair Style:
Long
Eyesight:
I've got 20/20 vision
Facial Hair:
I have a full beard
Disabilities:
I have none
Body Art:
I don't have any
Personality
Sense of Humour:
Obscure
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Party Behaviour:
An impartial observer
Personality Traits:
Easy going; Funny; Intelligent; Mild; Outspoken; Pessimistic; Quiet; Shy; Silly
Valued Qualities:
Friendliness; Honesty; Humility; Kindness
Fashion Sense:
Classic (My tastes echo long-established norms)
Favourite Clothing:
Anything, as long as it's black
Favourite Colour:
Black
Leisure & Entertainment
Date Activities:
A movie; A music concert; A picnic in a park; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Walking on the beach
Reading:
I love it
Books:
Fiction; Non-fiction; Sci-Fi; Science / Technology
TV Habits:
I watch a few favourite shows each week
TV Shows:
Cartoons; Documentaries; Educational
Movie Frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Movie Preferences:
Action; Art Films; Comedy; Cult Classics; Documentary; Independent; Sci-Fi; War
Interests:
Auto repair; Board games; Collecting stamps, coins, etc.; Computer & video games; Computer programming; Making Music; Painting; Photography; Reading; Sculpting; Sewing; Surfing the Internet; Woodworking; Writing books
Sport Involvement:
Bored to death
Food
Cooking:
I quite like cooking
Food:
Doesn't matter
Go Out to Eat:
I eat out a few times a month
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Go with the flow
Time at Work:
I work a standard 40 hour week
Pastimes of choice:
Pursuing a hobby
Time Online:
I'm online more than I'm offline
Family Size:
I've got a brother
Family Closeness:
We're average
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Likes & Dislikes
Animals:
I like animals
Pets (Have):
Dog(s)
Pets (Like):
Cat(s); Rodent(s)
Turn-offs:
Body piercing(s); Tattoo(s); Thrill seeking
The Deep Stuff
Religious Attendance:
Doesn't apply
Dream Home:
Cottage in the country
Politics:
Anarchic
Honesty:
Extremely